Turd Burglars of PA - Pennsylvania's Pet Waste Removal Experts

Turd Burglars of PA only works with quality cleaners who are reliable and thorough.  We use a variety of tools to scoop up hard and soft poop without damage to your yard.  We bag up the waste and take it with us for proper disposal so that you aren't left with a stinky, leaky mess until garbage day.  We make sure gates and fences are secure when we leave.  We will be happy to use your hose to spray waste residue off your grass or patio from runny poop.  We will be happy to send your cleaner back if they miss any spots with our Turdy-free Guarantee. And we have insurance to keep you safe from slip-and-fall lawsuits.

We accept cash or check and can set up monthly, quarterly, one-time, or yearly billing.  Want to pay with a credit card?  We can invoice you via Pay Pal, no account needed (processing fee of 4% for all credit card payments).  Discounts provided for yearly and quarterly billing options.

We are like the old mail carriers,  “Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor pile of poo stays these scoopers from their dooty.”   When there are periods of heavy rain, snow that is over 2 inches high, or severe thunder or ice storms, regular cleaning appointments will be rescheduled within 24-48 hours or they will be refunded or credited to your account.  We will communicate with you to come up with a plan of action.

Unlike inexperienced companies, we understand that it isn't just the size of the yard, size of the dogs, or number of dogs that determines the amount of waste we will be collecting.  And some yards may be large, but have areas where dogs just don't venture to poop.  We have encountered some big dogs that are light poopers and some small dogs that are heavy poopers.  We charge a flat fee that covers a one-time cleaning or a discounted flat monthly fee for regular cleaning services plus a "per bucket" surcharge for additional waste to ensure that you are only paying for the time and effort it takes the cleaner to walk your yard in a grid pattern and pay to dispose of only the waste they collect.  

As with any professional service, you will see individuals on social media offering rock bottom prices on poop scoop services that registered legit businesses often can't match or beat.  These individuals sometimes even make up company names that sound legit but are not registered, licensed or insured.  Some of them even mean well, but they try to undercut the competition's pricing and then realize that the effort it takes to give a good cleaning is not worth the small amount of money they are charging and disappear.  Real businesses have expenses that individuals don't, such as rent, insurance, licensing, business registration fees, fuel, equipment, and more.  Individual operators can be unreliable, offer subpar quality services, or even be shady characters who are trying to gain access to your property.  You are giving poop scoopers access and permission to be on your property, which can be exploited when you are not home.  Turd Burglars of PA offers peace of mind by offering insurance and protection to homeowners.  Individual operators may not take the waste with them, they usually bag it and leave it with your trash or if they do take it with them, sometimes they do not dispose of the waste properly.  We practice proper disposal methods, use bags that won't rip when we move them off your property, and take the waste with us so that you are not left with a stinky, leaky mess until garbage day.  Also, be careful of "scoop scams" where you pay for services online or through payment apps that never materialize.